#if you cant beat em

[absolutelyzoned]

how deep is minos face hole . entirely for sexual reasons btw. jsut Curious

[todayisafridaynight]

[shadows-gay-parent]

Ok y'all!! Since ep 7 came out, I had to rewatch the episode a couple times just to get through the itty bitty details of it and I came up with a Crack pot theory on how season 1 will end.

I think Uzi will become God aka become one witn the absolute solver.

Think about it.

There's a sudden hint about it going as far back as episode 2. You know the part where Uzi says, "I'm good. I'm better than good!! I am GOD!!!"

While that might be played off for laughs as first, but after watching all the episodes leading up to ep 7, I suspect that's it a subtle hint of foreshadowing.

Not to mention, the recent merch video glitch just dropped recently has all the murder drone pluhsies bow down to the Solver Uzi glass window acrylic stand as if she's some God/deity.

Again!!! This could just be played off for laughs as the show tends to do shit like that sometimes...

But it makes you wonder??? Why put effort into a joke that's supposed to be a red herring the first time mentioned when it hints of it come back like we're supposed to NOT take it seriously.

Like... I can't be the only one who genuinely believes this right??? RIGHT?!!! RIGHT?!!!!!!!

[ganondoodle]

not to dive back into my apparently controversial video game opinions but the "they probably left out nigh all references to botw to not confuse new players" argument for totk really confuses me in turn bc …

if an overgrown non functioning botw shrine confuses you so much you cant keep playing how are you ever getting through any video game?? if you are not familiar with botw its just part of the environment for you, a fallen apart titan or a half collapsed shrine of life with a cave now leading somewhere else shouldnt completely confuse you-

but mainly ... this is (supposedly................) a direct sequel to botw, a literal second part, if you dont play the first one and just get into the second one you cant blame it on anyone but yourself for not understanding some things? like if totk actually built on what botw set up and you get into totk without having played the first one you really have no right to be angry about being confused by some things its like if you start watching a series with the second season instead of the first one, your own darn fault if you dont get it (also theres plenty of people who summarize video games for you so you could also jsut watch one of those if you really really dont want to play the first one)

if this is really the reason nintendy forcibly bent everything in totk to not dare have a proper connection to botw then ... im sorry but why the heck did you call it a sequel then, if you want to have a standalone game then make a standalone game, and if you want to reuse the map and models so badly then just say its some paralel universe or something, you have literally done that before!!

[pigeonpalacade]

What if we made our pig masks kiss?

[fallenclan]

Moosekit, how does it feel to be the only tom in your close family?

[simbalvr123]

So I am playing Apollo Justice for the first time since its NOW AVAILABLE ON SWITCH ✨ and OH MY GODDDD THIS IS MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE UNNECESSARY FEELINGS COMMENT. I’M… SPEECHLESS.

[fjordfolk]

I remember you talking about in the past battling greasy fur around your dogs ears what did you find that worked best for that, just noticed our puppy has greasy fur in that area while giving her a good brush out today with how the comb caught in that area.

Honestly I ended up trimming it back pretty aggressively in the off season and just growing the ear tufts out as far as they'd go. There's enough coat there now that it doesn't come off as tufty and greasy anymore, and i make sure to wash it extra carefully when she gets a full groom every few months.

It's a terrible part of a dog. It'll be okay.

[your-mommy-ems]

ollie is mine @nqds see the proof??

[abimee]

how to cut horrible people out of your life - wikihow

[crayonverse]

i love .. making creatures for wittawood . anyway heres the Cake Fox that i love

[nobodyexpectsthe]

[lovelyrottingcrows]

Nobody is doing the hear me out trend right like the freaks are, so as a classic freak (creep, weirdo even), ill say that my hear me out is

DEATH ITSELF

NO

NOT THE GRIM REAPER

NOT EVEN THE WOLF FROM PUSS IN BOOTS (hes hot too)

I AINT LIKE THAT

DEATH ITSELF, AS A CONCEPT IDEA MANIFESTATION YOU NAME IT,

THAT SHIT IS HOOOTTT

[thebadtimewolf]

barbie meme - billie piper characters

[robinlmaoo]

Okok…

If cannoneer wins i will draw BOTH of em in the gay coconut pants. Deal or no deal?

Its these pants if you dont know what were talking about!

Also. They literally have the best emote ever. Like come on look at them go, LOOK AT THEM GOOOO

(clip was taken from here!)

[springlock-suits]

I don't make 'redemption' aus of my William bc I think he deserves it I make them because I think it's funny and that he'd hate it